My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Which animal will never go bald?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What fish sings the best?
Why are cars magic?