Why do cows like being told jokes?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What British bugs are the best singers?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
Who won the race between two balls of string?