What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
I'll take the check mate.
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Why do all the planets get along?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
What superpower do all middle children have?
How do football players deal with their problems?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
Where was Noah born?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What do you call a pig thief?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?