What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
I'll take the check mate.
When do mice play every day?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
Why was the bud so shy?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What do nosey peppers do?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
Why do two skunks argue?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What do you call two birds in love?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
Why do trees have so many friends?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What is the emptiest holiday?