What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Where do German dogs sleep?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?