Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Where do belly buttons go to college?