How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
On the elephone.
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What did one firefly say to the other?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
How do trees get access to the internet?