How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
On the elephone.
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
Where do vampires keep their money?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What did one firefly say to the other?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
Why did the snake cross the road?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
Who invented fractions?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What do you call an artistic dog?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What do you call a peanut in space?