Why is a doctor always calm?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What did the snake name his daughter?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
What do nosey peppers do?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?