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An oranga-tan.
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What Easter candy has tons of friends?
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What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
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What kind of music do planets like?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Can February March?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
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Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
Where do polar bears vote?