What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
An oranga-tan.
Where do ants go to eat?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What sport can waiters play really well?
Bears love exotic cars.
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
Why are English teachers so smart?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Which celebrity loves to read?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?