What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
An oranga-tan.
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What is an archer's favorite store?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?