What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What did the sick chicken say?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What is the most faithful insect?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What do you call two birds in love?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
Who invented fractions?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?