Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
Why was the broom late for school?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What's a dog's favorite book?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?