What do cats wear to work?
Kitten heels.
What style of music weighs the most?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
Where do cats go on vacation?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
Where do hamsters come from?
Where do ants go to eat?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What animal loves a baseball game?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?