What do math teachers eat?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
Why are stones so good at music?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What makes pirates such good singers?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
We had a discussion about roses.
What type of animal does well in the cold?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?