What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Roost beef.
What does the sun drink out of?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Why is winter considered holy?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
Which bug is related to you?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What cartoon character loves insects?
Why was the pirate late for work?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
Why did the frog starve?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What country has the most fish?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?