Which subject has two parts?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What do you call an arctic cow?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What did the snake name his daughter?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
How is cat food sold?
Where do hands go on vacation?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?