How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
How does NASA organize a company party?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What's the richest basketball team?
What color are all the books in the library?
Why are baseball games at night?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What do you say to a really good barista?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Why is summer always sad?
How was the wedding?
What do you call a Russian flea?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?