Why was the pirate late for work?
His ship had sailed.
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
How do amoebas make calls?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Which animal will never go bald?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
What do you call siblings who love math?
How do you organize a space party?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What do you call a handsome runner?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?