What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What says: oom oom oom?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Where does cheese invest its money?
What do cows like to dance to?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Why is money so stubborn?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?