What is the difference between baseball and law?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What do little fish love to play with?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What is a spider's favorite book?
Which singer could always break a five?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
How do you make a bandstand?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?