What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
Where do termites go camping?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?