What's the friendliest pen?
A hi-lighter!
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What streaming service do fishermen watch?
Which family member is always relieved?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?