What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Why do some people love eating snails?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What do bees say in the summer?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?