Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Why did the echo get detention?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What sweet treat never panics?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?