What's a goose's favorite book?
Moby Duck.
What do you call an angry monkey?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What tree has the most bark?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Why are goats so funny?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Which dogs love to study science?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?