What's a goose's favorite book?
Moby Duck.
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
Who is a house's favorite band?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What should you wear to a tea party?
Where was Noah born?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What is a mom's favorite game?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?