What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
A tooth pic.
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What nationality are most fish?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
How did the tree get lost?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What school subject really rocks?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
Where do termites go camping?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?