Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What do you give an angry rhino?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
What do math teachers eat?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Do you have the best ceiling?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?