How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
Where do hamsters come from?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
Where do pigs learn magic?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?