What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What do nosey peppers do?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?