What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What are the strongest days of the week?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What siblings are always sad?
Where do kittens go to school?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?