How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
Why was the cat so small?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
How do you measure a millennial?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Which singer could always break a five?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?