What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
White Castle®.
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
How long will dinner be?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Why did the body of water think so much?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
Are baby skunks cute?
What did one plate say to the other?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?