Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What's a goose's favorite book?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?