Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Who are Frosty's parents?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
Why are boxers good comedians?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Why did electricity win the race?
What snacks always have the best tan?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?