Why did the chicken go to the seance?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
Why is money so stubborn?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What did the airline worker name her child?
How much money does a skunk have?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?