If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
Which elf is the best singer?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Which animal will never go bald?
Why did the body of water think so much?
How much money does a skunk have?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?