Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Which hot drink loves golf?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
I'm not a bad putter.
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
Why do moms make good vintners?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What do you call octopus twins?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.