Why do moms make good vintners?
Because they deal with a lot of whine.
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
How does the sun listen to music?
What type of car do planets buy?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What kind of water does an angel like?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Why did the whale cross the road?
Why are fish such good architects?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?