Why do moms make good vintners?
Because they deal with a lot of whine.
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What animal could Noah not trust?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What do jokesters study in college?
Which big cat loves to drive?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?