What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Why do trees have so many friends?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
How does a witch play loud music?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What do you call a famous turtle?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?