What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
A maybee.
What vehicles are in the best shape?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
Where do milkshakes come from?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
How does a penguin build its house?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
We had a discussion about roses.
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What do you call an Irish spider?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?