What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?