What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
Mush-rooms.
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What are baby potatoes called?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
Which former US President was always cold?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Why do cows wear bells?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?