Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
A dad on a fishing trip.
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What do you call an animal pop star?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What type of birds stay together forever?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
When is Dad's bedtime?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
Why is the beach so confident?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What do you call an artistic dog?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What animal floats best?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?