What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Why is money so stubborn?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?