What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Where do termites go camping?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
How do fish watch TV shows?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?