Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Because they're too far out.
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What do you call an angry monkey?
Why do kids love theater classes?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?