Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Well, they've been running all day!
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What game do bats excel at?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What is the definition of Robin?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
How do amoebas make calls?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?