What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Can February March?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What color are all the books in the library?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What did the airline worker name her child?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?