Why are trees always so positive?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What animals make the best students?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
What do you call two birds in love?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
Why did the tomato turn red?