Why was the picture sent to jail?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What do naked fish play with?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?