What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
How do fall and winter say hello?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
How did the toad die?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
Why do cows make great bakers?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?