What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What sport can waiters play really well?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Why is the beach so confident?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?