Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
Because they have excellent penman-ship.
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
Why do rhinos charge?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What was the first animal in space?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What do you call a Russian flea?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What's the most popular cat in New England?