What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What do you call a Russian flea?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
Which big cat loves to drive?
Why did spring break up with winter?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
Why did the elk have great hair?
Why can you never find the number nine?