What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What car always breaks the rules?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
How do fleas travel?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
Why do cats always get what they want?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What game can you play while eating dinner?