Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What animal always goes to heaven?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What do fairies always drink?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What's a forklift?
How much does freedom weigh?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What do jokesters study in college?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What do you find at the end of everything?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What do you give an angry rhino?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?