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Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
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What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
Why was the mime upset?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
Why do cats give such great massages?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Why do all the planets get along?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?