What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Why did electricity win the race?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What is blue and not heavy?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?