Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Why was the dog so popular?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?