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What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What country has the most fish?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
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What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
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My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?