Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What is the definition of Robin?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What's the noisiest food?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?