What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
Bicycle petals!
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
Where does laundry go to college?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What shape has a knighthood?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What sport can waiters play really well?
How do animals blend into the desert?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Where does mist apply for a loan?