What do you call an emergency in the spring?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
How do scientists grow fruit?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
Why do trees hate going to school?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
Families are like fudge.
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
Which president loved to take baths?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
How do hurricanes see?
Why do vampires always look sick?