Why do people always trip on September 22?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Which hot drink loves golf?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What kind of bird can write?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?