Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
How does a squid go into battle?
What is a king's favorite weather?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Why are winter days great?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?