Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What's a frog's favorite year?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?