Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
He was stuck in an undead-end job.
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
I like telling Dad jokes.
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
When should baseball players wear armor?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?