Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
He was stuck in an undead-end job.
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What shape is bad at driving?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?