What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Numbers.
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What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What day is your mom always right?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Where does money love to go shopping?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
When do mice play every day?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?