What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
A family tree.
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What's a father's favorite flower?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What animal knows kung fu?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What day do hands always go to church?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What do you call hiking college students?
What animal always goes to heaven?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
When should you start writing a book?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?